Gee i'm a woman that must mean i love shoes

this is in reference to bitchy jones' post. read in full here

http://bitchyjones.wordpress.com/ *

i had to have a mini rant about this myself.

the thing i want to rant about is this

www.giftforthegirls.com

now don't get me wrong I'm all about the men with the chests and the open shirts there were a few really nice seconds there BUT

here's the thing. I'm a woman ( i know because of my heaving bossom).

i am a woman therefore i must LOVE shoes. how about fuck off.
i am a woman and I'm not obsessed with shoes *gasp*. i don't wear high heels because they make my feet hurt and you can't walk or run for the bus and I'm tall enough as it is. I've had most of my pre-pubescent life being taller than everyone. i don't want to do this for fun!

also come on i was just getting into the ad with the guy holding the red shoe on his chest (imagining me in the shoe) and the next frame he's throwing the shoe in the air! that's throwing the invisible me straight on the floor.

i don't like shoes. i don't obsess over them i don't collect them and i don't want any for Christmas.

* i really wish that it had been an ad for transvestitism. that would have made it so much better.